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RED DEAD REVENGE: A REVIEW! OF MANDY (WITH TIDBITS ABOUT MOTHER! AND THE NEON DEMON THROWN IN FOR GO
This doesn't appear until two-thirds through the movie...for real. Mandy is the second film from writer/director Panos Cosmatos, whose...


Most People Forgot What Good Horror Is...a REVIEW! of "Hereditary"
Okay..."Hereditary." SPOILERS AHEAD. Basic setup: There is a woman named Annie (Toni Collette) whose mother Ellen Taper Leigh has just...


You're The Best...Around: A Review of "Cobra Kai"
Was anyone asking for a YouTube RED TV-ish sequel to the first three Karate Kid films? Like most other neckbeards in their mid-30s, I...


REVIEW! Infinity War
Marvel Movies Grow Up... So...there are going to be spoilers here. But everyone on the planet has seen this, so, does it really matter?...


Five Ways to Make Sure Stranger Things Doesn’t Get Worse (After a Long Preamble Dealing With the Ups
Spoilers for ‘Stranger Things’ and ‘Stranger Things 2’ Below… ‘Stranger Things’ turned nostalgia into art. The first season of Netflix’s...


“We Are The Flesh” vs “The Greasy Strangler”: A Battle of Art and Wankery
Wow. I kinda don’t know where to start on this. These are two movies I haven’t been able to stop thinking about since seeing them. ...


RANT! - "The Ubiquity Of Media And The Evil It Brings"
Do you remember the first movie you bought with your own money? Think about it for the next 8 paragraphs and we’ll get back it…...


REVIEW! - "Cooties"
Whenever I have an afternoon NOT in the office, I usually like to get caught up on movies I’ve been meaning to see. And usually, those...


REVIEW! - "Spider-Man Homecoming"
It’s good. Sure. Honestly, I can’t wait for the hyperbole to settle down on this movie, because it makes critically examining it and its...


REVIEW! - "Alien Covenant"
I’ve been sitting on my thoughts of “Alien: Covenant” for five days now, and the more I ponder the film, the more confused I feel about...
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